• phone: rings
  • me: no

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

(Source: gaskarthseyebrows)

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

(Source: tomlintum)

notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

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the-ghost-of-chrisdavidj:

 MY ALGEBRA TEACHER DRESSED AS A CHEERLEADER TODAY

HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

(Source: whatsacanada)

oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

(Source: growlithed)

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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